Well, perhaps I exaggerate a little, but I have never been not fond of dogs and this is a particularly large and bouncy springer spaniel who tears around my garden and empties my food and water bowls whenever he gets the chance. Not often. And he does wag his tail a lot, which I think means he wants to play. No chance.
Now MS seems to think he's a lovely dog and is known to look after him when his (adorable) owners are away. Traitorous behaviour that sends me into a sulk. You might wonder why I say his owners are adorable, but that's because they look after me when MS is allowed time off and they do it very well, in a suitable adoring manner. No accounting for tastes though - why have a dog when they could have a cat like me?
I am told that dogs and cats do get on together. Well, if puppies can be educated by kittens to to realise that there is no such thing as a 'top dog' and that cats rule, I suppose it might be possible. But to be honest, I am an old fuddy-duddy and have my doubts. Occasionally I hear MS junior (did I mention her before? Younger daughter - student) trying to persuade MS that she should get a dog when she retires. Not on my watch, sweetie!
